We had to get to the airport 4 hours before our flight.
We got there an hour and a half before the flight.
A PROBLEM.
A line of (literally) 400-500 people.
What do we do now?
We game the system.
Here's what we did:
We saw a guy who worked at the airport letting people through without standing in line. We were in line about 40 people away from this guy.
I told Maria to step aside and not move forward with the line.
Left our luggage near her. And kept moving forward...
Until I finally got to the guy.
I stood with my back to him. As if I didn't notice him.
Letting some people walk past me...
I let about 10 people walk by...
When I turned around and tried to move through the "second entrance" this guy was taking people in through. As if I was supposed to just walk through. No questions asked.
When he asked me what I was doing...
I said "Oh sorry sorry sorry. Is this not how this works? OH MY GOD my wife's gonna kill me"...
... Pointing to my wife who looked tired with two huge luggage bags.
Now remember.
He saw me letting people through.
He's an older guy. Understands the relationship between men and women (let's call it that - wink wink).
So what did he do?
He let us through. She skipped the line - came to us - and we went through. Without standing in line.
Magic ah?
And here's what I'm getting at: