By William Bibbiani

Willowy romantic comedies are a dime-a-dozen at Christmastime, but the only complaints are coming from people who don’t like Christmas rom-coms in the first place. This genre’s fans aren’t looking to have our perceptions challenged. It’s too damn cold for that. We just want snuggles.

Mark Steven Johnson’s “Champagne Problems” is aptly titled, since everything is fizzy and, since everybody’s rich, none of the characters have any real difficulties to speak of. Sigh … wouldn’t that be nice?