On Sunday, Roaster in Chief Nikki Glaser returns to host the Golden Globes on CBS — aka “Ozempic’s biggest night.” Will Timothée Chalamet cosplay as a Marty orange Ping-Pong ball? Will Amy Poehler take home the first-ever award for best podcast? Will Glaser take aim at the one star “you cannot make fun of”? TBD, but we’ll be seated (in our most formal sweats) at 8 pm ET. 

If the return to hard pants is feeling extra tough, good news: The viral “2/3 rule” is a foolproof trick for looking put-together — even when you feel the opposite. Bless.

Whether you’re an Anti-New Year’s Resolutions Person™ or you’ve already abandoned your 2026 goals, perhaps you’d benefit from adopting a “nudge word” instead. The last one is going on our vision boards, ASAP.

Grab your Patagonia vest — Season 4 of Industry premieres Sunday at 9 pm ET. HBO’s finance drama picks up nearly a year after Pierpoint’s spiritual demise, with all the deeply horny, deeply troubled money movers stuck in neutral: Harper’s feeling micromanaged while running an investor’s fund. Yasmin’s living the aristocratic life as Sir Henry Muck’s wife. And Eric’s killing time on the golf course. That is, until a promising fintech company catches everyone’s eyes. Cue: more “sex, drugs, and capitalist debauchery.”

No, we can’t fill the Heated Rivalry-shaped void in your life. But we can introduce you to Ember & Ice, a steamy, three-part audio series starring Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams. It’s not the cottage, but it’s close enough.