Tech Brew // Morning Brew // Update
Plus, Eli Lilly bets big on robot pharma.

What do you want to know about AI? Not what's happening in the industry, but what you actually want to be able to do with it. I've spent the last few days reading all 710 responses to our reader survey—and first, thank you. Some changes are coming to the newsletter in the next few weeks as a result. But the thing I kept seeing over and over was some version of: "Help me use these tools!" For work, for personal stuff, for all of it.

I’ve used AI almost every single day for years (OpenAI once told me I was in the first 3% of ChatGPT users), and I want to help you get more out of it too. Reply to this email with your questions—how to prompt it so it actually does what you want, which model or product to use and when, specific use cases. (Can AI help me prep for a performance review? Negotiate a raise? Finally unsubscribe from every marketing email I've ever accidentally signed up for?) Nothing is too basic or too ambitious. We’ll answer the best ones in future editions. —Saira

Also in today's newsletter:

  • How to get the most out of your batteries.
  • What exactly is “tech neck?”
  • Sam Altman’s Slack messages are really something.

—Carlin Maine, Whizy Kim, and Saira Mueller

THE DOWNLOAD

Quantum Computers

Javier Mostacero Carrera/Getty Images

TL;DR: Quantum computing is riding a wave of recent breakthroughs that could let it solve problems too complex for classical computers in areas like drug discovery, battery design, and even climate change. Several quantum technology companies have gone public recently, but useful quantum machines may still be a few years away—and when they arrive, they could crack the encryption underpinning everything from crypto to iMessage.

What happened: It’s 2029. The encryption protecting your online bank account just got cracked—and so did everyone else’s. That scenario is still hypothetical, but potentially less so than it used to be, thanks to a rapidly developing space called quantum computing that could upend encryption, drug discovery, materials science, and more.

Quantum computing has seen a lot of breakthroughs in the last few years, especially ones that help correct the errors that plague it. The problem is that quantum systems are extremely fragile, and until now every qubit—the quantum equivalent of a classical computer’s bit—tended to introduce more “noise” that then introduced more errors. In December 2024, Google announced that its Willow chip crossed a critical threshold where adding more qubits actually reduced errors rather than increasing them, which was a milestone researchers had chased for decades.

Microsoft followed with Majorana 1 last year, a chip built on an entirely new type of qubit architecture. The company says it enables quantum systems that could potentially scale to a million qubits, which could help tackle real-world problems like breaking down microplastics and creating self-healing materials that could repair bridges.

Why this matters: Classical computers process information as bits—either ones or zeros. Quantum computers use qubits, which can use superposition (yes, of Schrödinger’s cat fame) to exist in multiple states at once—both ones and zeros at the same time. This lets them test enormous numbers of possibilities in parallel. Google’s Willow chip, for example, ran a benchmark in under five minutes that would take one of the world’s fastest classical supercomputers longer than the age of the universe to do.

Who’s in and who’s out: Google, IBM, Microsoft, and Amazon have all been building quantum chips in their own labs and are already selling cloud access to quantum hardware. (Apple seems to be sitting this one out.)

You probably shouldn't clear your desk just yet—the day individuals have quantum computers at home may be decades away, not least because they currently look like giant gold-plated chandeliers befitting a Bond villain’s lair. But Wall Street has definitely noticed the hype. Several quantum firms have gone public so far this year; BlackRock has been a major investor in the space, while private equity funding hit $3.77 billion in the first nine months of 2025. The CEO of Infleqtion, one of the biggest companies in this space, recently claimed the company was “following in the footsteps of Nvidia.” (Many of these firms also have names that sound like rejected Star Trek planets—Xanadu, Infleqtion, Rigetti.)

The skeleton key problem: Unfortunately, with great power comes great security vulnerabilities. Google warned last week that quantum computers could crack most existing encryption by 2029—the same encryption protecting your bank account, your medical records, and every password you've ever saved. Experts’ timelines for when this could happen range from the 2030s to the 2050s, and the security world calls it “Q-Day,” this decade's version of Y2K.

Bottom line: Quantum computing has the potential to speed up technological advancement in a lot of sectors. It’s already starting to overlap with AI: Researchers, for example, have run AI models on quantum hardware with just a few qubits—and found they could match the accuracy of the same models running on traditional computers. But it comes with major risks, too, and when exactly we’ll see all this potential come to fruition is still uncertain. —WK

Presented By iHerb

A stylized image with the words life hack.

Bring your dead batteries back to life

Last month, we shared a tip about how to properly dispose of used batteries instead of leaving them sitting in a drawer or throwing them in the trash, which can be a fire hazard. Tech Brew reader Richard wrote in with a hack for how to squeeze some extra life out of batteries before getting rid of them.

Most basic electric batteries are considered “dead” once they dip below 1 volt, but a simple voltage booster circuit (often called a joule thief or zombie circuit) can use the remaining voltage in the battery to energize small, low-power electronics or to recharge chargeable batteries.

The setup: You can purchase joule thief circuits for a low cost as either a DIY kit, which typically includes the components and instructions needed to build the circuit, or as a pre-assembled circuit board. If you want to learn some minor electrical engineering, you can also buy the necessary parts individually and follow these steps to create your joule thief.

Why it works: “My can of ‘depleted’ AAA cells get recycled,” Richard says. With a zombie circuit, batteries that are “depleted” can be used to power devices that usually run on one or two AA or AAA batteries, such as remote controls, clocks, or some LED lighting like flashlights. This can come in handy during a power outage and is a great way to reduce how many batteries you go through by getting more use out of ones that still have some remaining voltage.

Before you try it: This setup is not practical for powering standard household appliances because of its low output and unregulated voltage. Another thing to keep in mind if you’re using alkaline batteries is that draining them to an extremely low voltage can cause them to leak. This can be cleaned up with vinegar, or you can use lithium batteries instead to reduce leakage. —CM

If you have a tech tip or life hack you just can’t live without, fill out this form and you may see it featured in a future edition.

THE ZEITBYTE

Tech Neck and the beauty industry

Getty Images, Adobe Stock

As a child, your parents might have told you not to sit too close to the TV or squint at computer screens for too long. In 2026, the gadget-related harm young people worry about is “tech neck”—horizontal wrinkles that appear across your neck from years of chin-to-chest phone gazing.

It’s the beauty industry’s latest monetizable anxiety, with brands hawking firming creams, LED red-light collars, and silicon neck masks. One New York plastic surgeon told the Wall Street Journal he’s seen a 25% spike in neck lifts over the past two years among patients in the ripe old age of their mid-30s. The big irony (or the part that might give you frown lines) is that most of this tech neck panic is being discussed on the very feeds you’re hunched over your phone to browse. One influencer the WSJ spoke to discovered her tech neck while scrolling through posts about it—then turned the problem into a revenue stream, earning affiliate commissions on $500,000 worth of beauty products on Amazon this month alone.

Neck wrinkles aren’t some novel affliction, but the obsession over them might be. (The effects of “tech neck” also go beyond vanity—tilt your head at a 45-degree angle and you put roughly 49 pounds of force on your cervical spine, which we presume is not great.) One 24-year-old influencer first got an iPhone when she was 8—a testament to how young people today are speedrunning neck lines like no other generation. As the WSJ pointed out: Nora Ephron once wrote that the neck is a “dead giveaway” of one’s age. Now, it’s just a giveaway of someone’s screen time. —WK

Chaos Brewing Meter: /5

Together With JLab

A stylized image with the words open tabs.

*A message from our sponsor.

Readers’ most-clicked story was about Amazon MGM finally getting its mega hit at the box office.

SHARE THE BREW

Share The Brew

Share the Brew, watch your referral count climb, and unlock brag-worthy swag.

Your friends get smarter. You get rewarded. Win-win.

Your referral count: 0

Click to Share

Or copy & paste your referral link to others:
techbrew.com/r/?kid=ee47c878

         
ADVERTISE // CAREERS // SHOP // FAQ

Update your email preferences or unsubscribe here.
View our privacy policy here.

Copyright © 2026 Morning Brew Inc. All rights reserved.
22 W 19th St, 4th Floor, New York, NY 10011