The Morning: Your dog is dumb
Plus, national security, A.I. and the war in Sudan.
The Morning
April 16, 2026

Good morning. The war in Sudan has entered its fourth year. It is the world’s largest humanitarian crisis.

Before we get to that, though, I wanted to share a few stories I think you should know about — and answer your question about what astronauts got paid to fly by the moon.

An American flag hangs from a huge crane near the White House.
Construction of the White House ballroom project last month. Eric Lee for The New York Times

For your safety

Why do we need a $400 million White House ballroom? Why must the United States stop the construction of offshore wind turbines? Why did President Trump strip hundreds and thousands of federal workers of union protections last year?

In each case, the Trump administration has said it’s a matter of national security, report my colleagues Maxine Joselow and Devlin Barrett.

Experts say some of the arguments strain credulity. The ballroom will have a bunker underneath (but there was already one under the East Wing that Trump demolished). The windmills supposedly interfere with radar off the Northeast coast (military analysts say that’s not true). Collective bargaining is said to hamper the work of government employees focused on national security issues.

Judges have raised their eyebrows at some of these claims, though the law gives the president wide latitude on national security matters. (Adam Kushner, my editor, wrote about what happens when judges don’t believe the president.)

One legal test will pit Trump’s national security arguments against the Endangered Species Act. The government last month exempted oil and gas drilling in the Gulf of Mexico from federal protections for endangered whales, saying the rules had hindered oil production there. “To be as secure as a nation, we need a steady, affordable supply of our own energy,” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.

An animated illustration of nine people in individual squares on a video call.
Richard Borge

What A.I. can’t do

Artificial intelligence has sped up a lot of tasks at the office, reports Noam Scheiber, who covers the plight of white-collar workers. In some cases A.I. just does the tasks outright. (That’s the plight.)

But what A.I. can’t do — at least for the moment — is take a meeting:

As A.I. makes the production of knowledge work more and more efficient, the job of presenting, debating, lobbying, arm-twisting, reassuring or just plain selling the work appears to be rising in importance. And the need for those sometimes messy human tasks may limit the number of people A.I. displaces.

“These were always important skills,” said David Deming, an economist who is the dean of Harvard College. “But as the information landscape becomes more saturated, the ability to tell a story out of it — to take a ton of text and turn it into something people want — is more valuable.”

Noam spoke to a number of executives who feel the same way. I particularly liked his interaction with a consultant who had historically relied on experts (in, say, tax law or coding). The consultant told him A.I. was reducing the need for that expertise and increasing the value of generalists who excel at the complex business of dealing with clients. What he needs now are people “who have their phone glued to their head, who are everybody’s best friend, who are go-go-go.”

Take a moment to think about that — ideally during a meeting you hate. It could save your job!

Related: Stop debating whether A.I. is smarter than humans. It has “jagged intelligence”: brilliance in some areas, incompetence in others.

An illustration of a dog wearing glasses, lying on a couch and reading “War and Peace.” Another dog is on the floor, with its tongue hanging out, surrounded by torn sheets of paper from a book.
Peter Arkle

Here’s to dense dogs

Is your dog smart? One of mine is as dumb as a box of rocks. The other’s about 7 cents short of a dollar. (I love them both.) Yet many people, my colleague Emily Anthes reports, have dogs of exceptional intellect. Or so they think.

Earlier this year, Emily wrote about “canine prodigies” that know the names for dozens, even hundreds, of different toys. Afterward, she heard from many readers who said that their dogs were lexical masterminds, too.

She realized she was experiencing what scientists call the better-than-average effect. That’s a cognitive bias in which people overestimate their own abilities — and their dogs’ abilities — in comparison with those of other people (or dogs). A lot of people have it. In a 2025 YouGov survey, two-thirds of dog owners said that their animals were smarter than the average dog. It’s statistically impossible.

And that’s just fine. Watson, Emily’s dog, isn’t a genius. But he is “everything we could want in a dog: sweet, gentle, goofy, loving. I don’t need him to help me with the crossword — I just want him to curl up next to me while I do it. And at this, he excels.”

Read Emily’s paean to a very good boy.

Now let’s see what else is happening in the world.

THE LATEST NEWS

War in the Middle East

A few men sift through the rubble of a destroyed building in a residential area. There are sheets of metal on the ground, as well as twisted metal supports and crumbled concrete.
In Tyre, Lebanon. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
  • Israel is considering a short-term cease-fire in its war against the Iranian-backed militant group Hezbollah in Lebanon, officials from both countries say.
  • Pakistan said it expected to host a second round of peace negotiations between the United States and Iran but declined to give a date.
  • The U.S. blockade in the Strait of Hormuz appears to be working: No Iranian-linked ships have been seen leaving since it took effect, officials and vessel-tracking firms say.
  • But more ships have been trying to avoid detection in and around the strait, experts say.
  • While not directly involved in the war, China has a lot at stake. In the video below, David Sanger explains. Click to watch.
A short video features David Sanger, a Times reporter, speaking about China’s stake in the role in Iran.
The New York Times

The Pope

  • Catholics bishops defended Pope Leo after Vice President JD Vance suggested he be more “careful” talking about theology.
  • Trump’s comments about Leo have threatened his friendship with Italy’s prime minister, Giorgia Meloni.

War in Sudan

A baby lies on a pink and purple floral sheet, covered by a light blanket. A nasal tube is affixed to the child’s face with yellow tape.
A 2-month-old, Saidal Altaher, getting treatment for malnutrition in Port Sudan. Bernat Armangue/Associated Press
  • The war in Sudan, between the military and the paramilitary Rapid Support Forces, is stretching into a fourth year.
  • The conflict is the world’s most severe humanitarian crisis. Millions of Sudanese people have fled their homes and much of the population of about 50 million is not getting enough to eat. Read more about the war.

Other Big Stories

  • Trump vowed to fire Jerome Powell if he doesn’t quit the Federal Reserve after his term as chair ends next month. He could stay as a governor until 2028.
  • Public trust in higher education is plunging, and a Yale report suggests that colleges and universities should bear a significant part of the blame.
  • A poll found a sharp rise in the share of men under 30 who declare religion “very important” to them. The latest figure, from 2025, was 42 percent, up from 28 percent two years earlier.

ASK THE MORNING

How much does an astronaut get paid to go to the moon? | Diane Young | Ipswich, Massachusetts

Kenneth Chang, who covers NASA and the solar system, writes:

They don’t get paid extra for long-distance travel. It’s their job. They earn the same salary whether they’re on Earth or in space. They also don’t get extra pay for overtime or holidays and weekends. In 2024, the average salary for NASA astronauts was $152,258.

OPINIONS

Younger men are increasingly seeking out older women — and it’s not just a dating trend. It’s a shift in power, desire and modern masculinity, The Opinions podcast argues.

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MORNING READS

Clavicular touches his curly tresses.
Braden Peters, known as Clavicular. Cassidy Araiza for The New York Times

Clavicular: The popular influencer known for “looksmaxxing,” an internet subculture obsessed with male attractiveness, was taken to a hospital after he appeared to overdose during a livestream, Vanity Fair reported. Read more about him here.

The bard: Researchers found the site of a home Shakespeare bought in London.

Your pick: The most clicked story in The Morning yesterday was about rebuilding after the L.A. wildfires.

TODAY’S NUMBER

38.4

— That’s how many millions of dollars Vivek Ramaswamy and his super PAC have raised in his race for Ohio governor, a record by a wide margin. Will this haul help this Trump ally overcome voters’ skepticism? Here’s a good look at his conundrum.

SPORTS

N.B.A.: The Philadelphia 76ers made the Eastern Conference playoffs with a 109-97 win over the Orlando Magic.

W.N.B.A.: A’ja Wilson will be the league’s highest-paid player after signing a three-year contract with the Las Vegas Aces. With maximum raises, it could reach more than $4.7 million.

RECIPE OF THE DAY

Miso soup over a large chunk of tofu in a bowl.
Chris Simpson for The New York Times

I love the blank canvas of miso soup, which makes for a delicious light dinner on a springtime evening, even if, as my daughter was, you’re too sick to enjoy it. I like this version, adapted from one cooked by the chef Seiji Ando of the restaurant Benkay in Portland, Maine. There are whispers of sake and mirin in there to balance the salinity of the dashi and miso. Ando says you can add a pat of butter, too. I always do.

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