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Today’s cartoon, by Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski:

A frozen SpongeBob Popsicle speaks to a half-melted SpongeBob Popsicle, whose eyes and teeth are sliding around on his face.

“No, seriously, you look great—no one is even going to notice.”

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