You’ve mastered the pentastack; you’re maxed (maxxed?) out on protein; you have Dr. Garth Fisher on speed dial. But are you sufficiently concerned with the state of your vagina? If not, Sarah DiGregorio’s latest piece might have you reconsidering everything—presuming you’re the type of person who believes it is, in fact, possible to have a “top one percent vagina,” à la Kate Tolo, current girlfriend of notorious longevity influencer Bryan “Don’t Die” Johnson. (Who recently wondered publicly if he’s “taken this whole longevity thing too far,” thus doing the only thing he could to possibly surprise us at this juncture: showing some degree of self-awareness.)
That was a lot of information! Let’s cleanse our brains on this lovely summer Friday by either agreeing or disagreeing with Chris Murphy’s advice for Tom Holland, and thanking our lucky stars we don’t live in the same house as Eric Goode, the Tiger King director and reptile enthusiast. More tomorrow!
