No, we still don’t have Taylor Swift’s wedding photos, but Wendy’s dog mom just threw Swifties a bone — sorry, an extended version of The Life of a Showgirl. The Encore adds four new songs: “Pink Clouding,” “Babylon,” “Cleveland!” (wonder who that’s about), and “Patient Zero,” whose music video, starring Colin Farrell and Dakota Johnson (she didn’t lie about loving musicians), premieres at Sunday’s VMAs. What else might Swift have up her sequined sleeve? A surprise performance? The long-awaited debut album (Taylor’s Version)? Either way, our clown noses are firmly on.

Plaid? For fall? Groundbreaking. But hear us out, because the trendiest ways to wear the pattern have nothing to do with your grandpa’s old flannel — and everything to do with Cool Girl closet staples.

Say goodbye to risking your teeth for a caramel apple. This viral caramel apple chocolate bark requires four or five ingredients and zero homemade caramel. Name something sweeter. We’ll wait.

If you also think The Great British Bake Off is the only version that matters, brace yourself: The new season of the most calming reality-competition show is on Netflix — and it’s in its Nigella Lawson era. As for what to expect from the Patron Saint of the Chocolate Guinness Cake? Her signature warmth, helpful advice, and a hefty serving of innuendo, which may explain why she’s already being called the “icing on the cake.” Fingers crossed no one asks her to pronounce microwave.

Look, we can’t make a sauna magically appear in your home. What we can do? Introduce you to a Finnish wellness ritual that works equally well using a long, hot shower. We’re feeling relaxed just thinking about it.