A couple former friends gave the Rockies a swift kick in the baseball pants to send Colorado into the offseason.

The Chicago White Sox had their hopes of winning the AL Central dashed when Hunter Goodman hit his 40th and 41st homers to lift the Colorado Rockies in a 9-6 win Saturday night.

A facility Deion Sanders’ players were heard openly and profanely mocking was paid for, and named for, a bunch of Coloradans.

The Rockies are, unfortunately, the company they now keep.

When the Rockies left the field Thursday, they trudged off bearing more than a loss, but a stain. Starting pitching, in so many ways, ruined everything.

To sell sausages, Joel Watkins walked away from a lucrative career in finance and ignored his inner circle, too.

The Colorado Rockies hosted the first of two nights of their “Bark at the Park” event at Coors Field during a game against the Arizona Diamondbacks on Tuesday.

The Rockies joined an exclusively awful baseball fraternity.