A Very Windy Anniversary
Windscribe has a modest history. In 2016 we used the money we made being door-to-door knife salespeople and invested the proceeds to start a humble little VPN company with one mission in mind: protecting your entire ass on the internet. The cheek, the meat, and the hole.
Nine years have passed since then and we've matured considerably. We no longer cry watching Filipino Big Brother, we've officially stopped using gummy bears as our primary source of nutrition, and now we use terms like "bruh” and "no cap” - and people can't slap us cause we're only 9! We've also grown by leaps and bounds, so our insane antics now reach nearly 90 million users! Don't believe we're nuts? Watch the video we made...
Sale Time
Y'all know a Windscribe celebration ain't shit without a fat celebratory sale. So buckle up, cause you're about to save more money than DOGE claims it has... 1 year of Windscribe Pro for $29 shmackaroos! That's only $2.41 USD or 23.4 million Canadian monopoly dollars a month! Get unlimited servers and bandwidth and unleash a torrent of downloads!
Thank you all for using Windscribe, it means the world to us that a bunch of former knife salespeople can now help the world access information without censorship. And it's all because of you.
Love,
Team Windscribe
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