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Mount Etna sent massive plumes skyward after erupting on Monday.

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The wackiest headlines from the week as they would appear in a Classifieds section.

Careers

FRAPPFLUENCER: Apply to be a Global Coffee Creator for Starbucks and make a career out of debunking TikTok secret menu items. You can travel the world making content for the coffee company for the next year—just please don’t bring up the olive oil latte.

NEWISH GIRL GROUP: Fifth Harmony is in talks to reunite sans Camila Cabello. Next year will mark the 10th anniversary of their most popular song, “Work From Home,” which inspired a music video with countless OSHA violations.

Personal

ISO SKIPPER: Sometimes it’s not enough to just be in movies, TV shows, own a football club, own a mobile network company, sell the mobile network company, or be married to Blake Lively. Sometimes, you also have to buy a professional sailing team with your best friend, Wolverine.

GAME’S BACK ON: Someone check Jigsaw for whiplash, but it looks like Blumhouse might be acquiring the rights to the horror franchise Saw. The only thing more gruesome than the reverse bear trap is a corporate negotiation table.

For Sale

TELL ME WHEN: A giant wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano was finally opened after maturing for 27 years, breaking the record for oldest Parmesan cheese. Unfortunately, we got some stuff in the office fridge that could definitely unseat that bad boy.

LYNCHIAN LATTE: Three of David Lynch’s old Mr. Coffee coffee makers are up for auction, and they are sitting at $2,500. This is the perfect gift for a guy who has never remembered and will never remember your birthday.

ANSCENT: A group of scientists is trying to recreate the scents of extinct flowers. The highly complicated recreations keep turning out like Britney Spears’s Fantasy, though.—MM

 

SNAPSHOT

 
Muslim worshippers pray around the Kaaba

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This year’s Hajj saw 1,673,230 Muslims participate, the lowest turnout for the Islamic journey to Mecca over the past 30 years, excluding the period during the Covid-19 pandemic. The worshippers seen above who gathered to pray around the Kaaba, Islam’s holiest shrine, on Thursday, had to contend with temperatures that rose above 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

After 1,300 pilgrims died last year, Saudi authorities said that for this year, they expanded the rubberized and cooled roads that can reduce surface temperatures by several degrees and would use drones to monitor those taking part. Last year, temperatures climbed as high as 122 degrees Fahrenheit, as climate change has made the pilgrimage more dangerous.—DL

 
 

SCIENCE

 
three baboons walking together

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Here are some illuminating scientific discoveries from the week to help you live better and maybe even see new regions of the cosmos.

Baboons have friends, and they like to walk together. Scientists generally thought that baboons’ strolling style was either random or a survival strategy, but it may actually be vibes-based. A new study of baboon behavior suggests that they simply walk alongside the members of their group with whom they’re closest when traveling between locations, upending theories that the primates position themselves strategically. Instead of having weaker baboons in the middle or leaders in the front, troops naturally gravitated to a socially driven order, with the most popular, high-ranking baboons in the middle of the procession and the less socially connected ones (read: losers) in the front and back, according to the study. This could be about longevity: Much like for us, social bonding is linked to longer lives for baboons.

New observatory will create time-lapse “movie” of the universe. The world’s biggest digital camera will start surveying the cosmos in unprecedented detail later this year, and it’s expected to detect millions of never-before-seen comets, small planets, and other space objects, according to a new simulation of the observatory’s discoveries. Once it’s online, the camera at the Rubin Observatory in Chile is expected to provide more answers to the age-old questions of how our solar system formed via glimpses of some of the universe’s most ancient and untouched formations. The observatory will gather 20 terabytes of space data every night for the next decade, coalescing into a time-lapse “movie” and map of the solar system.

Scientists report breakthrough in search for HIV cure. Researchers in Melbourne said they felt “overwhelmed” after discovering a way to coax HIV out of hiding in human cells, which has been a central challenge scientists have needed to solve before they can figure out how to kill the virus. The team injected mRNA technology (the bedrock of early Covid vaccines) into a type of white blood cell that harbors HIV, where the mRNA then instructed the cell to reveal the virus—a tactic that was “previously thought impossible,” one of the researchers said. Though years of research and trials are still needed, this breakthrough could clear a path to a potential cure for HIV, which 40 million people live with worldwide.—ML

 
 

NEWS ANALYSIS

 
CA bullet train

California High Speed Rail Authority

Uncle Sam has had enough of California’s under-construction bullet train now that it’s been 16 years in the making, with zero operational track built so far.

The Federal Railroad Administration released a scathing report this week claiming that the effort to connect Los Angeles and San Francisco with a high-speed train violated federal grant terms and that “no viable path” exists for on-time, within-budget completion. It said it would pull $4 billion in federal funding from the project, which Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy called a boondoggle.

A chorus of California lawmakers criticized the decision, while the California High Speed Rail Authority said that it is committed to finishing the first phase of the train line, even without federal funding, noting that the undertaking is primarily funded by the state.

But the Trump administration is not alone in slamming the project. It has long served as fodder for critics claiming that America has become chronically incapable of building anything bigger than a McDonald’s drive-thru. So, let’s take a look at what’s stalling Californians’ dreams of zipping around on trains like the ones that make Americans jealous any time they visit Europe or Asia.

Major delays

In 2008, Californians voted to approve $10 billion in state funding for a bullet train that would whisk passengers between Los Angeles and San Francisco in under three hours (compared to a six-hour drive on a good day) by 2020. But fast-forward to 2025, and the train exists only in the fantasies of transit nerds dreaming up high-speed rail maps connecting six continents.

Things have gone…off the rails:

  • The initial $33 billion projected cost of the project has swelled to as much as $128 billion, while the proposed LA–SF route has been reduced to a stretch connecting the smaller Central Valley cities of Merced and Bakersfield.
  • Construction on the abbreviated rural route—which the Trump administration disparaged as “a 119-mile track to nowhere” in its report—is expected to be completed by 2033.

Why is the train so late?

Governor Gavin Newsom and the California High Speed Rail Authority blame the holdup on legal wrangling involving the 2,270 private properties that lie in its path.

The train route cuts through ultra-valuable farmland, which is laced with complex irrigation systems and other agricultural infrastructure. Eminent domain allows the government to acquire private land for public use, but the process has involved complex and time-consuming litigation over fair compensation to farmers, which critics say is drawn out due to the slow-moving courts.

Then, there is a complex web of federal and state environmental regulations that have contributed to a prolonged review process, which only ended last year.

Meanwhile, other experts contend that the protracted construction timeline is largely due to various complications in accessing the allocated funding.

Questionable route

Some critics say that the problem lies with the route chosen by the transit authority. Central Valley farmers have criticized the train path for diagonally dividing their plots and cutting them off from key infrastructure and roadways, spurring them to fight for higher compensation.

Some transit experts say that it would have made more sense to lay track along Interstate 5, thereby forgoing the need to fight eminent domain battles. That’s the strategy taken by Brightline West, a private high-speed rail project that’s being built to link Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

Meanwhile, transit journalist Benjamin Schneider argues that California overextended itself by aiming to cover rural communities between the Bay Area and LA, as well as by committing to launching a train that travels at a whopping 220 mph. He believes that the state should’ve focused on the narrower but more feasible goal of connecting the two large metro areas by building along I-5 or by upgrading existing tracks.

New York Times Opinion columnist Ezra Klein, who has emerged as a locomotive force in the anti-bureaucratic hurdles movement, noted that the choice to start building in the rural Central Valley was driven by the Obama administration’s decision to prioritize projects that would improve air quality in poor communities. This set up the current phase of the railway to serve a lower ridership, which might make approving further funding a tougher sell for Californians.

Perhaps not all is lost. Much of the funding comes from the state, and the California High Speed Rail Authority is reportedly seeking private sector investors to bankroll the train, though that would entail guaranteeing that the tracks will actually connect SF and LA. In the meantime, the transportation authority has 30 days to show that the Trump administration’s report is wrong to avoid losing federal funding.—SK

 
 

DESTINATION

 
A 200-year-old sheepskin condom on display in a museum

Kelly Schenk/Rijksmuseum

It’s a big world out there. In this section, we’ll teleport you to an interesting location—and hopefully give you travel ideas in the process.

Attention, fellas: You know that condom you’ve had in your wallet since high school? Well, if you hold on to it for another two centuries, it might wind up in a museum.

This week at the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, a nearly 200-year-old unused condom was put on display as part of the “Safe Sex?” exhibition. It focuses on 19th-century prostitution and includes prints, drawings, and photographs, but the sheath de résistance is the nearly eight-inch prophylactic believed to have been a gift for patrons of a brothel in France.

  • It’s made from a sheep’s appendix and, you won’t believe this, did little to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy. Other makeshift condoms from the era before vulcanized rubber were fashioned from linen and even turtle shells.
  • There’s an erotic etching on it as well, featuring a partially dressed nun pointing at three equally disrobed clergymen and the phrase, “Voila, mon choix,” which means, “There, that’s my choice.”

That NSFW drawing is a form of social commentary. Per the museum, it’s a “parody of both celibacy and the Judgement of Paris from Greek mythology,” the latter being the mythological story of a Trojan prince named Paris who had to decide which of three goddesses was the fairest.

This condom expires in November: Because that’s when it will no longer be on display at the museum.—DL

 

BREW'S BEST

 
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Clean: This trash can for your car is a lifesaver on roadtrips.**

Watch: Of course Tony Hawk is an OG Bjork fan.

Read: A calming journey through all the apples around you.

Gift: No more jerky bouquets or hot sauce kits. Dads like sweet treats, too.

Listen: Time to revisit the 1981 Eurovision winning UK quartet, Bucks Fizz.