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| Happy Monday, N2K reader! | Joan “The Shakespeare of N2K Haikus” Benson won last week’s world-famous news haiku competition™ with this beauty: | Death and destruction!
Sayeth Hegseth from safety,
while Iran suffers.
| | | | ~Joan Benson |
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| I sent her a congratulatory note and she said, “I can’t believe it either! I’m thrilled!” | Although at this point, since she’s won so many, I feel like we need to start teeing up Oscar Acceptance-style remarks for Joan. Thank your first grade teachers. You know? Still, stay classy, Joan Benson. God knows somebody needs to around here. |  | CONGRATULATIONS! |
| It was a close-run thing, though, this week, Joan: | ⬜️⬜️ Woke up to fury, Why is U.S.A. Involved, Not friendly fire ~Lourdes Banks (120)
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