Here's the truth about why my girls learned FG Funnels in a week.

It wasn't about the software.

The first thing I did was have them build a fake business. Not "pick a business idea you like" ... too much pressure.

Then I told them: this isn't real. Nothing matters. You can't break it. If you click the wrong thing, we click it back. If you blow up the funnel, we make a new one. Mess up. Delete things. Try again.

Within an hour, both of them had two page funnels built.

That's when it hit me.

The reason most adults can't learn FG Funnels isn't that the software is so hard or because they're tech dumb. It's that they're trying to learn it AND build their real business at the same time. Every click feels dangerous. Every typo could cost a real customer. The fear locks them up.

Young adults don't have that fear. So I had to manufacture the same conditions for adults.

That's what we're doing in the 5-day class.

We're going to build a fake business together. It's called Houseplant Hospice — a (very fictional) plant therapy practice run by Dr. Fern Greenfield, PhD in Plant Recovery.

  • Business name: Houseplant Hospice
  • Tagline: Where dying plants get a second chance.
  • Founder persona: Dr. Fern Greenfield, PhD
  • Mission: Rescue houseplants — and the people who keep killing them.

You won't be picking a business. You won't be writing copy trying to sell your legacy course that you spent 438 hours on. You won't be agonizing over whether the offer is right. All of that is handled. You'll just be learning the software in the context of a real customer journey and business story that is utterly ridiculous.

Here's a sneak peek:

  • Day 1: A buyer named Brad walks in and pays $47 for a plant assessment.
  • Day 2: We have to deliver it (and realize we don't have the workflow built yet - oops).
  • Day 3: He books his debrief call.
  • Day 4: Another customer named Karen loses it when her monstera dies.
  • Day 5: Brad joins our $19/mo recovery community.

By Friday, you'll have built every piece of that business... funnel, payments, automations, calendar, CRM, customer service, recurring membership, community. You'll make mistakes, fix them, and realize that tech is learned best in the context of real business, not just how-to videos.

You'll know FG Funnels.

And you'll have done it in a context where messing up was free.

If you haven't registered yet, this is your nudge.

Register Here.

We start Monday. 10am-11am ET. Free. We'll record it.

xx Julie



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