A Sibling’s Wedding Toast

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Today’s Cartoon, by Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski

A woman is helping a teen-age girl put on a choker-style puka-shell necklace.

“This is the puka-shell necklace I regrettably wore on my first day of school.”

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