Black Friday, HAH! Standing in lineups? For $99 knock off "Playstayshuns"? A sale for peasants! Windscribe doesn't play that shit, we know our users are aristocrats by nature - and so we created Fuchsia Friday instead. You know what they say, the harder the sale is to spell, the better the sale. Okay, no one says that, but now you can start to, because we've picked an arbitrary color that is spelled so stupidly that the resulting sale must be stupidly good. And it is...
When you spell "fuchsia" correctly on the first try
In fact, this deal is so insanely good and the savings are so incredibly massive, that making it possible meant huge sacrifices on our end. That company laser tag retreat? Canceled. The heaters in the office that keep everyone from freezing during the Canadian winter? Canceled. The Steven Segal DVDs given out as year end bonuses? Canceled faster than Netflix axes second seasons of great shows. All to save you as much money as possible. We even artificially raised our prices to $1500 a year, just so we could reduce our prices even more! That's 98% off our regular price to only $29 a year for Pro!
Don't let our engineers suffer in vain, grab this savory promo while it's still fresh out the oven and piping hot. Burn the roof of your mouth with these savings... because giving them to you means Team Windscribe won't be having pizza parties for a really long time.
But fear not, our staff are of such pure hearts that they will sustain themselves knowing you got a great price on Windscribe Pro. Bless them, the sweet geniuses!
Love,
Team Windscribe
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